Hurricane Ophelia

I for one am shocked, mortified etc, to learn that a powerful man in the movie business has taken advantage of his position, and shagged loads of beautiful actresses who in other circumstances, would not have looked at him twice.

The dirty old ****er has besmirched the good name of Hollywood, a place renowned the world over for it's scrupulously high moral standards.

 

Nonce lover ^^^^

 

Let's stay on topic please.

How many oirishmen will be culled by this storm?

2 so far, one squished by a tree and another had a chainsaw accident.

Final count? Place your bets now. I'm going for 4 oirish and 9377845 Jocks (mostly from heart disease and liver failure)

 

Omfg

 

Hurricane Forecast: Perfect day to cut down a tree if you are Irish.

Darwin Award nominee

 

Maybe he was being a gent and trying to clear the road for the village. Ever think of that you ****ing ****!!??


#dev stabbed fish and left corpse on rspca doorstep

 

That could be a possibility in any other nation but to be fair to Dev we are talking Ireland here.

 

Clear the road in the middle of a hurricane? Aye, that's wise.

 

We all make mistakes. You should know.

 

Posted at16:35
Swimmer says water is 'safe enough'
A 72-year-old man who took a dip in the sea in Salthill, Galway, as Ophelia blasted the Irish coast says you are only in trouble if you panic.

Massive Celtic fan Timmy Flaherty was in the water for around a minute after walking off the steps on the Blackrock diving boards.

"There's nothing wrong with the water. It's getting back into the tower, that's the trouble," he said.

"You're safe enough in the water - if you don't panic.

"The secret of the whole thing is not to panic. But I stay calm in the water. Once I'm able to do that, I don't care."

fuxake

 

He was actually and the count now is 3

 

Schools closed tomorrow and the missus has another day off but not all bad news,we're heading down to the local for a bite to eat and a few pints

 

I can't wait until the tail end of Ophelia hits London. Then you will see some panic.

 

Careful now!

 

Cork city's ground. What a waste they could have had multiple Micheal fatalities in there.

 

Yeah, I did waste a lot of time on Tina. Live and learn buddy, live and learn.

 

Doubt we'll even notice.

Everything is currently bathed in a curious orange light (for real), apparently caused by sand from the Sahara drawn to the UK by the storm. If this was Scotland, there'd be loads of religious maniacs pointing at the sky and muttering about god's judgement, but most people down here just assume it's some form of toxic radioactive dust, and not really worth bothering about.

 

Had that up here 4 hours ago. Nae **** bothered. Just thought it was nicotine stained clouds tbh.