I have come to the conclusion

That I shouldn't drink so much gin on an empty stomach

 

l have come to the conclusion..that it’s not the gin.

 

starting with a cocktail glass of just gin was not a good idea

 

its called gin and tonic for a reason people
add tonic

 

That sounds the tonic, l might try that after l finish the gin.

 

Not allowed to drink til next Monday

 

Allow me to have one for you, friend!

 

affects the Penicillin eh mate

 

ha ha
apparently its to reduce the chance of bleeding
managed to run a skillsaw into my hand
they should be renamed no skill required saws

 

Nice.
I rang my little Makita in my fingers.
Just a little before l realised blood pissing out.
Just a couple of stitches and 12 months to get some feeling back into the fingers.

Hope you have a better result, Kiwi.
I might need to have a couple for you.
My nerves are shot already!

 

Tendon and vessels repaired
In a half splint for a bit
Back on the booze soon

 

i suppose your lasses sticky finger requests are out of the question

 

Didn't hurt the other hand

 

just gets tired quicker when you cant swap

 

Sick l tell you!
Are you talking about the Rolling Stones album, Sticky Fingers?

 

its gets sick when your breath starts smelling of prawns with pubes stuck in the teeth

 

Didn’t know prawns had teeth

 

have you tried kissing one thats hungry

 

I did once, I was blindfolded and you are right it did have teeth