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Off Topic Ian Beale’s thread for celebrating Mothers

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Mar 14, 2021.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Make sure you tell your momma you love her today, cos the other 364 days don’t count.

    Unless you’re a man of course, in which case don’t even look at your mother, face the ground and wait for your mother to tell you that you’re a danger to all women.

    Only kidding. Anybody doing owt nice for baby mama’s and mothers today?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, I'm going for nine holes of golf in half an hour.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Taking the old dear out old to some Gardens today. Means the little un can run around and wear herself out too.

    Also means I've got a reasonable excuse not to be back in time if we get dicked in the NLD later.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mine FaceTimed me earlier, will call her back tomorrow.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Token box of chocs and a card given.
     
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    I made sure to post something on a social media platform she’s not on rather than give her a call.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm a good lad, I called me Mum and then I called me Nan because she deserves a bit of love too.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah I called your mum too G.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Top lad <applause>
     
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    Forgot. Ah well, mum don't give a ****
     
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