I'm back on the manor

get lost tosser!

 

Couldn't you spell 'sycophant'?


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I am currently away in Spain and have developed what looks like nob rot. I am a little embarrassed to go to the local chemist especially with the communication barrier. Does anyone know of an over the counter cream I could ask for by writing it down. The combination of sweat and the infection is spoiling my break.

 

Una pregunta señor, necesito WD40

 

Thanks for the quick response old shag. Will an oil like that irritate the aforementioned condition? Are you a pharmacist?

 

Fiery Jack should do the job.


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I am quite delicate downstairs and fear this salve will be too strong.

 

Try a bit of Canestan cream, should sort out a bit of thrush infection. Just head off to the local pharmacy, they seem to speak pretty good english and will be used to tourists with 'knob rot'.

 

A wire brush then

 

And detol.

 

Your mixing up your pharma and farmer.

 

Borax should do the trick

 

Did you mean Borat?

 

No definitely borax, but there again it's Vern! He'll take whatever comes his way I've heard.

 

Even Brüno Gehard

 

Have you considered treating it yourself Vern? Get yourself out to the swimming pool and 'borrow' a parasol,insert said parasol into your urethra,open it up and pull it out...That'll clear the infection and save you a visit to a Harley Street specialist on your U.K return

 

The rot is much better thanks. Some tip top suggestions.

 

Almost a pleasure.



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Liar! You were hoping his knob would rot away

 

Much like his brain.


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