I'm ordering pizza from now on

I got in from work and couldn't be bothered to cook, so I ordered a takeaway. I ordered a kebab but when it arrived I realised I wasn't that hungry. Well that is the meal ruined now, cold kebab is disgusting so it has to go in the bin. If that was pizza, I would be able to reheat it and finish my meal.

Pizza > Kebab

 

Sound like a snob, but I can't stand any food reheated.

 

Cheers for that mate I might have to order a pizza now.

 

This reads like a @Matth_2014 thread

 

Needs a blog.

 

You've just contradicted yourself in a few short words lol

 

I like pizza because it’s flat like the earth. The elites..always hiding things in plain sight.

 

Nowt wrong with cold kebab.

 

Exactly, for the picky nuggets among us spread it out on a try and heat it under a grill.

 

Pizza is better the next morning. Unless you've bought it from farmfoods

 

That's down to personal choice, I think that it's manky.

 

Give it to Piskie, the ****ing pikey eats some tramps leftovers from the pavement.

Waste not want not...feed a pikey.

 

Yeah, you still got it @CBD saffy ?

 

I love a doner kebab. I eat them when sober but very rarely as a kebab shop owner in Manchester once told me how the meat is initially processed and why he’d never eat one himself!

 

Not had a diner kebab for a long time , like the ones with chunks of meat on a stick .

Reminds me of Viz years ago . You could buy. Doner cards that read “ when I die , I would like someone to have my kebab “. Or something like that !

 

Isn’t it all mechanically recovered meat jet blasted from the carcass?

 

For cold pizza - heat a frying pan (no oil), get it hot and place cold pizza (bread side down). In 2 minutes it is crispy and hot and ready to eat again. You're welcome.

 

That works

 

I know

 

Or you could eat it cold .much nicee