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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jun 24, 2022.
I knock one out every day.
Helps with my wellbeing.
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Almost as good as the pegging thread
Pre season thread rating of 3/10
prolly a 1 maybe a 2 doubt it tho
One in a morning before I get out of bed.
One when I get home from work before I get in the shower.
This is a standard day. If I have the house to myself I can easily knock out 7/8 per day.
I can manage it on the way to and from work on the train n' all. Like the guy out of American Pie when a fit gal walks by... no effort required. You can imagine the strike has really affected my ****life.
Couple a week
I keep her busy with it mainly tbh
Spit or swallow?
I have a teabagging thing.
Hoy my rancid hairy bollox in some fit birds gob and shooting up her nose.
Its offensive they spit imo
I used to have a nose thing. Shoot my load up nostrils! **** knows.
Probs just instinct to aim for a hole init.
Not sure that sort of thing is allowed anymore mind, in these enlightened days.
You know, women's football and that.
Splatting on a birds tits (or chin if you happen to miss) is now frowned upon, ask the BBC.
Big black cock?
Knocked out 2 today.
Botman and Ekitike.
Just knocked one out to Letitia Deans trotters on Wikifeet
‘Don’t get it in my eyes!’
Yeah like I have that sort of control or accuracy of my soldiers.
And tbf, she defo wouldn’t get any in her eyes if she just stayed asleep.
So it’s her fault really.
Are you ****in mental?
As in ITV, incredibly tiny vagina.