Innocent or guilty?

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  2. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    Course he did it. Look at his guilty eyes
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The moral of the story is don't spunk in a burd who might be murdered 5 minutes later.
     
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  4. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Innocent. Glove didn't fit IIRC.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    Stick him in a ring with the honky and whoever is the last man standing is innocent. Natural Justice.

    Or have a re-trial.
     
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  6. gas

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    Quite clearly innocent.

    He pumped a scrotum load of spunk into a white slag and was framed.

    ftp

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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    They only found three individual sperms up her chuff #jaffa
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of a Spitting Image sketch where Ronald Reagan had a sperm count test.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    And what were the results?
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It was either 2 and a half or 3 and a half.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    Not bad <ok>
     
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