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Is there a god?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dr Van Helsing, Jun 3, 2021.

  1. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    My Sky Fairy is better than your Sky Fairy.

    Sums up most religions I think..

    We are all made of stardust...

    Just enjoy the ride guys.

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  2. Dr Van Helsing

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    Don't get me wrong mate there's some players that of course would still be upto it in terms of skill, but they'd be out muscled and out ran.... They'd probably be ****ed after 30 minutes.

    I've actually said in some cases these days they've got less skill which has been trumped by athletic ability over 90 minutes

    Come to think of it they get alot of red cards too.

    I also really enjoy pissing @the #Cans Master off on this one..

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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    You could turn it on it’s head and say if the modern player played in the 70’s-90’s they’d drown, because they’d be hitting the deck expecting fouls and they’d get kicked in the face for being fannies. They’d suffer dogs abuse from fans and cry before they even lace their boots, and they’d have to get into training using an Austin Metro that took 45 mins to heat up, so would inevitably end up working at the make up counter at Selfridges after a few weeks.
     
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  4. Ben 10

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    Would love to see a big Micky Quinn bullying the likes of John Stones to be honest
     
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  5. Dr Van Helsing

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    Yes I agree... Thats something I'm always prepared to do despite popular belief.
     
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  6. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I watched us lose 2 - 1 to Millwall at home and he scored, but today I'd rather take my chances on Joelinton
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

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    What, work at Selfridges at the makeup counter?
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    No way <laugh> Joelinton isn't at Quinn's level
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What about Beardsley, Gascoigne (peak)?

    Couldn’t cut it in a world of Trents, Tammys and Wilfreds?
     
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Micky Quinn was exactly the time of whelp I'm talking about.. Nobody in that physical condition would cut it today
     
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    Is there a god?

    **** no. Man made creation. The sooner the worship of false gods disappears the better for humanity.
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    He was badly out of shape even for then but his footballing ability made up for it, he was deadly
     
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  13. Dr Van Helsing

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    I wouldnt cut it these I'm afraid .
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

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    Joelinton would tear up those defences
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    Never happening though is it?
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    Then blaze it into row z
     
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  17. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Never in a million years. Too much money and exploitation.
     
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  18. Dr Van Helsing

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    Nah he lacks the power
     
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  19. Ben 10

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    Aye you're right, feeble efforts into the keepers arms are more his thing
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    No, but the takeover is
     
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