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I've got a proper girlfriend for once

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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I've had destructive relationships with just about every lass I've been with. I've always picked the good looking lasses who have had a big gob and who don't work. It's never ended well.

    6 months before my Mam passed away she said that all she'd ever wanted was to see me settle down for once. I went home that night, got my stuff and walked out on the ****ty relationship I was having. I promised my Mam that I'd turn my life around and I'd also have no more bad relationships. This was in May 2016, I've slept with a few girls since, but they've never went anywhere because I never liked any of them. It's a huge responsibility on my shoulders and I've been scared to get with somebody so I've stayed single and just done my thing in life. I've now met a girl, who has her own home, she drives and she has a good job as an aviation security officer. We've been out a few times now and although I've still got that anxiety about the pressure, I'm going to take the plunge. She's a little bit older than me which is probably what I need. She keeps in shape at the gym and as a bonus she has short hair, which I'm a sucker for. Its the first time I've been smitten like this since I was a teenager, although I won't tell her.

    My personality has changed massively since Mam died and I'm now a much more calmer and thoughtful guy than I've ever been in my life. I own a really nice home and my business is going from strength to strength. I've done what my Mam wanted me to do, but unfortunately, I've ****ed up by not doing it when she was around. I probably shouldn't have been a **** all my life and I've got a feeling of overriding guilt about it.

    I'm bouncing off the walls that I've met what could be the right girl for me at long last, but the trade off with that is my Mam never got to see me settle down. Mixed emotions over this and I'm not sure how to feel.

    Don't be a dick like me cos all you'll have is regrets.
     
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    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Good for you mate, go for it.
     
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    Your mum would be proud that you made something good out of a **** situation. <ok>
     
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    Your mum will be smiling down on you mate.

    Go for it!
     
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    We all need something to set us right mate. Am sure your mam will be proud and happy if you sort yourself out and are happy.

    They never leave us imo
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    One of her last memories was her son shooting himself in the ****ing head. I've been a ****ing idiot and a **** son
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with an Older wife Saffy . Trust me , I know . 5 years , but when we met i didn't know until someone told me .

    Good luck :)
     
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    Regrets don't take you forward Saffy. Only backwards.

    The lads above have all nailed it!

    Just imagine how proud she'd be standing in front of you right now!

    That, and how grateful she'd be at how bad a shot you are ;)

    Sometimes you just know when you've met the right one! Trust your gut!!
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    How old are you dude?

    Also a cheeky business oppo in smuggling if she is airport security??
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    For every dark night, there's a brighter day.

    You da man.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Forget the past, go forward with your head held high.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Am I the only one wondering about the thread title and blow up dolls?
     
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  14. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    No. That was the first thing that crossed my mind too.

    Just had more tact than be the first to say...

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Me and tact don't go hand in hand mate.

    Proper girlfriend as opposed to a not proper one.
     
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    This article is well worth a read.
    Particularly liked the bits:

    Buyers can customise their purchase with different heads, a selection of 42 nipple colour options and 14 different labias - which can be detached and put in the dishwasher.

    Brick said Harmony has held up "extremely well", adding "I haven't held back in any shape or form".

    And this one in the comments:
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