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    My son is taking part in a social experiment.
    He has to wear a Cardiff FC top for 2 weeks to see how the people react.
    So far he has been spat at, punched and verbally abused.

    It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 13, 2019
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    @8past7 it means flaccid a bit like you you “melt” haha. Fvck off.
     
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    Brilliant
     
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    I thought with her having two left shoes on, she was going round in circles, just like Labour policies.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    The dog ran off last night, so there I was walking round the park calling his name for 20 minutes but I couldn't find him.
    My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo.
    But I still can't find the f**king dog!
     
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    A man and a woman can be just friends with no sex involved...

    It's called marriage!
     
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    Saw my mate today.
    He's only got one arm.
    "Where you off to?" I shouted.
    "Change a light bulb," he said.
    "That will be hard won't it?" I asked.
    "Why?" he said. "I've still got the receipt!"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 15, 2019
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    I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt.
    After a few seconds my wife shouted, "Bloody hell you dirty git, that stinks!"
    It must of been pretty bad.
    She was downstairs at the time!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 15, 2019
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    The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"
    I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
    He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
    I said, "No, she’s an optician!"
     
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