My wife says she is leaving me because she thinks I'm obsessed with astronomy........... What planet is she on?
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana... Now after ten years of marriage, I only get aroused if she starts choking on it!
I went by the house where I grew up today and asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face... My parents can be so rude!
Now that Jennifer Arcurri has admitted an affair with the Boris Johnson, I find it difficult to believe he's only bonked one violinist. I think he's straddled various.
My wife left me because of my obsession with Elton John, AND she took all the chairs with her. I'm still standing