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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died.
    She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
    Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
    Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
    Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
    Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
    Margaret replied: I think he means her legs, Ethel!"
     
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    I was walking down the road minding my own business when all of a sudden thought I heard someone saying hello to me in Arabic?
    It was just a false salam !
     
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    A Mother-in-law decides to test her three Son-in-laws for their good nature.
    For this, she goes for a walk by the river with the 1st Son-in-law & jumps in. He saves her.
    Next morning, he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: "From your Mother-in-Law"
    Next, she goes for a walk by the river with the 2nd Son-in-law & jumps in. He too saves her.
    Next morning He also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: "From your Mother-In-Law"
    Next, she goes for a walk by the river with the 3rd Son-in-law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away...
    Next morning, he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with a note:
    "FROM YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW!"
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