Police Scotland have arrested Celtic player James Forrest for two seperate incidents of indecent exposure. The 22-year-old alleged pervert stands accused of exposing himself in Elliots Bar, Prestwick on the 16th and 17th November this year. A report has been sent to the procurator fiscal. If found guilty, Mr. Forrest would be entered onto the sex-offenders register alongside various other Celtic employees and may receive a prison sentence. Celtic CEO Peter Liewell has defended his employee, stating "Just because James Forrest acts like Jimmy Savile, it doesn't mean he is Jimmy Savile. We'll be calling on former employee James Torbett for advice and be asking him to offer support to James." Speaking on behalf of the IRA-suppporting Celtic Trust, Ms. Myra Findlay said "This is clearly a complete injustice. It's plain to see James Forrest was provoked into pulling out his tadger in public by a passing tram. Celtic supporters have a worlwide reputation for covering up sordid sexual misdemeanours and we'll be springing into action on this one too". Meanwhile Uddingston and Bellshill MSP Michael McMahon is to demand an enquiry into the case. Celtic-supporting Mr. McMahon said "Clearly James Forrest was just showing the patrons of a bar his boaby. Twice. I'll be asking Alex Salmond to look into changing the law regards Celtic employees and sexual deviancy. Clearly Police Scotland need to take a good hard look at themselves
I never liked him . Never trust a man who has no neck is what ma auld da always said . He wisne wrang .
Imagine if this was a Rangers player. Oh how the taigs would flock to the board. No doubt the chants will be getting thought up by all opposition fans as I type.
He'll get let off. Downs' syndrome is reason enough to do that. My uncle Billy did the opposite. He showed his dick to the spazzy next door. Big mistake.
Well when Allan McGregor was wrongfully accussed of rape I didn't hear a peep out of the tims. James Forrest GUILTY!
Is that the same allan mcgregor who was beaten up by celtic fans just before a celtic - rangers game How trustworthy.
Yes. Also the same Allan McGregor that had his car vandalised by illiterate Celtic fans. please log in to view this image
