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  1. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    I just dropped a beauty, don't it make yer brown eye blue.
     
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  2. saintrichie123

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    Blame the dog.
     
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  3. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    I tried that but Mrs Jab told me we haven't got a dog.
     
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  4. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    We had a canary years ago, I used to blame her ......wife never believed me <laugh>
     
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  5. Welsh Saint

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    I’ve just been kicked out of the front room because of mine...my 8 year old is heaving
     
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  6. Schrodinger's Cat

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    An 8 year old child I take it, not something you've had brewing for 8 years
     
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  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint Lives in a Chilcohüttl
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    I’m surprised the poor canary survived, so I suppose being blamed unfairly was a bonus really!
     
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  8. Saints_Alive

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. tiggermaster

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    Is that an x canary?
     
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  10. Saints_Alive

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    'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This canary is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CANARY!!
     
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  11. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    I really cannot understand why we are talking about wind. Wasn't the 110 mph we had yesterday enough for you? Don't pass much these days I just give it away................
     
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  12. SotonOldBoy

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    Three rules for getting old;
    Never pass a bathroom
    Never trust a fart
    Never waste an erection
     
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  13. SaintinNZ

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    How about we add

    Always derail a thread with puns
    If no pun is available do farts
     
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  14. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Farts and fart puns are probably better than the normal fish ones.

    When they start I cannot sea the ray of light ahead.
     
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  15. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    You still Carping on?
     
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  16. Osvaldorama

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    I hate this plaice sometimes
     
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  17. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Yes it can be a bit fishy at times. I too Hake it at times.....
     
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  18. saintrichie123

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    I'll raise with a grayling... he talks a load of pollocks...
     
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  20. fatletiss

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    Come on guys, we’re about to sign Diego Costa on a free and you’re talking fish puns. Show some sole here and get a couple of squid on him signing in January, unless I’m not herring things right and salmon is having me on.
     
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