It was Whitmore that went in goal, not Goodison. We beat them at their place 3-1 that season as well and I went in the players bar after the game and told Jason McAteer that he wasn't very good.
Surely any of their other outfield players would have done better than Theo - He didn't get anywhere near the ball for any of the goals
Apparently Mcateer was know as ‘Trigger’ and for good reason. I remember seeing him and Ruddock on TV/AM once and the section of the show was the 3rd eye where someone does something stupid and its caught on film. Anyway they show the clip and they show it twice in a row, they come back and Ruddock is pissing himself, presenter asks him what’s so funny and he says that when they showed it the second time Mcateer had said ‘look he’s done it again’
Fenerbahce apparently paid €10m for him and he's generally in their starting XI (32 appearances this season), seems unlikely (though the Fenerbahce fans on Twitter are being less than complimentary about him).
Given he announced he’d retired from professional football yesterday I think it’s spectacularly unlikely! EDIT - No he didn't you tit. Should have read the actual words!
It's a pleasure I haven't had a drink since Friday though so you're going to have to crack on to catch up & use all the units I would have normally drunk! I'm sure you're more than capable of it though (although it'll hit your bank balance at Chelsea prices!)