If we are signing him, I assume it will be a subsidised loan, as he's supposed to be on £75k a week at Fenerbache (he hasn't played for them since mid October and they're keen to reduce their losses on him apparently). Another one with a decent WAG, this time Belgian model Stephanie Rose... please log in to view this image
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Mirror Football @MirrorFootball Burnley join Robbie Brady chase with Crystal Palace and Sunderland battling for £13m midfielder.
Sounds like Burnley are favourites. Would be nice if he ends up going for upwards of 15m and we pocket a nice little bonus. Our relegation rivals could help us bring in an extra player or two.
Burnley, Palace & Sunderland. On the basis he won't want a third relegation from the PL on the trot - that's a difficult choice.
Tbh, it was wearing a little thin but, since you're actually complaining about it I've suddenly found it be amusing again.