Because 1, or heaven forbid 2 key injuries would derail the ability to procure the Ferrari in 15 weeks, and we may have to exclude certain targets due to missing out on CL (or Europe of some sort). We'll sign / loan 2 more before Tuesday night... I'd bet my cock on it.
We could survive an injury to two cms better than ever before. You don't want to be stuck with a lesser players for years because you didn't just wait 15 weeks which is nothing in business timescales.
Yay, we've be guaranteed a league cup win against Man U if we take a superstar like that away from them...
By the way, I hope you're not expecting a single, merciful chop. The plan is to start at the tip and work down, using multiple slicing strokes with a blade dipped in hot chilli sauce. Note this technique wouldn't work on Chippy, when a single cut would still suffice.
Crazy strategy of buying so many players. And they are dealing with Everton about selling Gallagher. Clearly Chelsea too scared to offer anyone to us at the moment. We have the big boys worried.
This is the sort of headline I really thought Newcastle would be seen in: Brighton sign Swedish teenage midfielder Yasin Ayari from AIK for £3.5m