Jobs

Did you know you could simply sunbathe and make more than your real job simply by unlocking my secret formula?

 

Yeah you subscribe to a trading platform gimmick for £25 a month, then you send the text they send you to others who subscribe to you for £15 a month

 

I know someone that does this and it aint no secret. I already told you what it is earlier

 

You have to pay first

 

My golf partner got it spot-on tonight when, on the 16th hole, he said he works five days to get two off. What a unfair compromise that is. We should work far fewer hours and play more golf.

 

£25?

 

Mines actually much better.. you simply pay me £25 and then I provide you with a map for an acre of land on the moon.

 

No lordship title?

 

You can't even get a decent haircut and shave for £25.

 

Exactly but there's a million acres available

 

I wonder if you can set up a donation site for a cat you've been torturing or something? Not really just take a few sad photos of some flea bitten moggy you found and try and cash in.

 

Dildo tester.

 

Another job......is an IT programming expert.

With such tools you can track and trace IP addresses of new Mackem sock accounts

 

You can have mine. I have been doing it for several years and they still haven’t gone through the new employee induction with me.

 

Found this on the Manchester Council website - was thinking of applying but you are probably more suited:

 

I do like digging

 

Operating a cremator must be quite good fun as well.

 

Yeah especially when you recognise the person

 

I reckon it would be a dead end job though mate.

Note: It does say you get a free bar?

 

I have a list of names for you