Hmmm... Will you please stop sharing your meds with Albert. Actually, that was my first comment on any potential takeover, and I dont recall saying I subscribed to it. All I said was it begged the question on why the suddened change from MA and mentioned the possibilty that the appointment of SB was final dig at the fans.
You do realise that I'm not old enough to remember Monty Python. That looked a bit like the Earl at the end.... Who was who?
You can always spot Trev. He’s the one quaking in the bogs about having to buy a round. And that ham fisted Manc **** Jak is usually holding his hand as the real men buy a round.
Poor lad, coming to a club with no real creative talent. It will be a tough grind getting goals next season unless 2 or 3 other players (at least) follow him through the door.
Allan Saint-Maximin is a winger and creative player we are being stongly linked with signing alongside Joelinton. He's an exciting player - good dribbler and very fast but needs to work a bit on end product. Need a highly productive goalscorer... Don't see it happening. Probably aiming for a front three like this: Almiron - Joelinton - Saint-Maximin
Agent - Joe, Newcastle have tabled a £36m bid for you, do you fancy it Joe - ****ing hell aye, get it over the line ASAFP Agent - nee bosh Joe - Can't wait to play for Rafa Agent - Rafa's managing some Chinese cloob now man. Joe - WTF? Agent - Steve Bruce is in charge now! Agent - Joe? Agent - Joe? Agent - Joe....you alright man? Agent - Joe? Agent - JOE? Agent - ****ING HELL MAN.....JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE Joe - Should I wear the black ones or the orange ones? Agent - FFS, I'll get it signed th'morra, pack yo ****.
The £36m has already been raised through player sales, so why wouldn't Mike try and make a big deal out of it? Season ticket sales are down so another token gesture from the Fat Man should turn the heads of the brain-dead sheep.
Aye, what better way to direct the focus away from him and the appointment of Brucie than to smash our transfer record again. Fans will be falling over one another again to snap up the remaining season tickets on general sale whilst the FCB sits there and rubs one out again safe in the knowledge that he's pulled our ****ing pants down again.
The whole talksport Bruce ****ery from the usual trotted out bastards is making me want to vomit rusted nails.