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    I got really worried when I noticed random items on my bank statement:
    A bicycle horn,
    A huge plastic flower,
    A pair of size 80 shoes.

    So I called my bank and it looks like my card's been 'clowned.'
     
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    Young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening, after they met in a pub.
    He is stacking washing powder boxes on shelves.
    You lying sod!" she yells. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
    "No," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
     
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