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    Glamorgan Freeman
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    Blimey, Ant and Dec have aged a bit.......

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    I finally got my organ donor card.

    So one of you lucky people will be getting a Yamaha keyboard with a broken harmonica function.
     
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    I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, "What do you do for a riving?"
    I said, "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."
    So the Chinese chap says, "Go on then, change colour."
    I said, "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."
    So he says, "Oh right. Tell me a joke then, make me raff."
    I said, "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"
    He replied, "Yes."
    Just then I noticed his wok was on fire in the kitchen, so I shouted, "Wok! Wok!"
    And he replied, "Who der?" .
     
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