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    Due to Coronavirus, it is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses. A local Bra Shop has gone bust, a Mining Company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers, an origami book company has folded, An Ariel Installation company has called in the receivers, A Key Company has gone into lockdown, A Watchsmith has called time, an Iceland store has had its assets frozen, a Shoe Factory has been soled and given the boot and finally the AA Recovery Service are on their way to a breakdown......
     
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    Dear Friends,

    Just be careful because people are going crazy with this self isolation thing ! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine no situation is too pressing.
     
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