1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by devonFRATTONiser, Jan 25, 2015.

Page 709 of 1511
  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,781
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14161
    Wooperts_duck, May 23, 2020
    devonFRATTONiser and antipodean exile like this.
  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,781
    Who was the cleanest player ever to play in the Premier League?


    Robin van Persil
     
    #14162
    Wooperts_duck, May 23, 2020
    antipodean exile likes this.
  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,781
    Just had two Police Officers at my door!
    They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
    I replied, “No, I’m not.”
    “How about LS?”
    “No.”
    “What about JD?”
    I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
    The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”
     
    #14163
    Wooperts_duck, May 23, 2020
    antipodean exile likes this.
  4. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14164
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  5. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14165
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  6. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14166
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  7. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14167
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  8. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14168
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  9. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14169
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  10. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14170
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.

  11. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14171
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  12. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14172
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  13. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14173
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  14. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14174
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  15. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2012
    Messages:
    29,473
    Likes Received:
    27,662
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14175
    antipodean exile, May 24, 2020
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  16. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    8,364
    Likes Received:
    3,162

    I can vouch for that
     
    #14176
    devonFRATTONiser, May 24, 2020
    antipodean exile and Wooperts_duck like this.
  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,781
    Lent my mate 20 grand to get plastic surgery.

    Cannot recognise him now to get my money back.....
     
    #14177
    Wooperts_duck, May 24, 2020
    antipodean exile likes this.
  18. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,781
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14178
    Wooperts_duck, May 24, 2020
    Gordon Armstrong and antipodean exile like this.
  19. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,781
    please log in to view this image
     
    #14179
    Wooperts_duck, May 24, 2020
  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    144,750
    Likes Received:
    263,781
    Public toilets reopened......

    please log in to view this image
     
    #14180
    Wooperts_duck, May 24, 2020
    antipodean exile likes this.
Page 709 of 1511

Share This Page