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    Little Johnny asked for a bike for his Birthday. His dad said: "We'd get you one but our mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job."

    Next day little Johnny walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks: "Where you going son?"

    Little Johnny replied: "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait coz she was coming too, I'm not staying here on me own with an £80,000 mortgage and no fu*king bike!"
     
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    I'm sure there's a cream for that.....

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