a white horse goes into a pub, goes to the bar and says, " a large whisky please mate" Barman looks a bit stunned and says "what brand?" The horse says "what you got mate?" "we've got Bells, Haig and we've even got one named after you!" The horse says "Frank?"
****ing hell if we're going down that road I've got loads but might get me a ban What do you call an Asian lesbian? Minge-eater.
I called my doctor because I've got a problem with my ears That was over a week ago and I still haven't heard anything.
Like I say I've got loads along that line... I know most here I'm not really racist but I'm worried about a ban