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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

  1. FosseFilberto

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    Man gets stopped for erratic driving by the Polis ...

    "Could you breath into this machine sir"

    Hands over card "Chronic asthmatic" ...

    "OK then sir, we will have to take you down to the station for a blood test"

    Hands over card "Hemophiliac"

    "OK sir... then we will have to take you down to the station for a urine test"

    Hands over another card "Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Club - please don't take the piss" <laugh>
     
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    Scottish Cloakroom attendant... Angus McCoatupp...
     
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    Man with a bit of wire in his mouth

    Mike

    Woman with a slate on her head

    Ruth

    Man with a piece of glass either side of his head

    Paddy o doors

    There’s some ****e ones.
     
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    What do you call a man with one leg?


    Virgil van Dyke


    #toosoon
     
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    BREAKING NEWS.

    Merseyside police today discovered 24kilo of heroin, 3 AK47's and £100,000 in cash at a house behind the library in Kirkby. Residents said they were shocked to discover they had a library
     
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    Man between two houses.

    Ali

    Woman in the woods

    Theresa Brown

    Chelsea fan

    Wayne Carr

    "How to make money" by Robin Banks
     
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    New book, Russian Martial Arts by ikika bollokoff
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Top ranked Russian snooker player Inov The Red
     
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    Foot ailments by Ingrid Toenail
     
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    Russian prostitute.
    Slavveron Mykokyabitch.
     
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    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any.
     
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