Man gets stopped for erratic driving by the Polis ... "Could you breath into this machine sir" Hands over card "Chronic asthmatic" ... "OK then sir, we will have to take you down to the station for a blood test" Hands over card "Hemophiliac" "OK sir... then we will have to take you down to the station for a urine test" Hands over another card "Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Club - please don't take the piss"
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BREAKING NEWS. Merseyside police today discovered 24kilo of heroin, 3 AK47's and £100,000 in cash at a house behind the library in Kirkby. Residents said they were shocked to discover they had a library
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