Two dyslexic Bank robbers walked into a bank with shot guns and shouted "AIR IN THE HANDS MOTHERSTICKERS THIS IS A ****UP"
Scottish bloke walks into a bakers "Is that a donut or a meringue?" Baker replies "No you're right, it's a donut".
Man goes into a pub and orders a packet of helicopter flavour crisps. "Sorry mate we only have plain".
Farmer - I've just bred a chicken with 6 legs. Neighbour - What do they taste like? Farmer - Dunno, haven't caught one yet.
The Japanese have successfully crossed an octopus with a turkey, they are difficult to catch but everybody gets a leg.