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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.
Not a joke but some great memories if you're of a certain age
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My wife asked me to go shopping today. "Get two pints of milk" she said, "and if they have avocados, get six". When I came home my wife asked why I'd bought six pints of milk. I explained that they had avocados.
Bit too close to home for me, that one.
I went to the doctors and he said 'don’t eat anything fatty'
I said 'like bacon and sausages?'
He said 'no fatty, don’t eat anything'
There are two people in any successful Marriage. One who is never wrong and the husband.
Getting out of bed has never been a problem for me, but getting up off the floor is another thing entirely.
Now I know why @wakeycentraloneleeds goes through so many women - he bursts them!
I'd heard of rubbers bursting during the act, but didn't realise this was what they were talking about!
Is it a chickens leg ?