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  1. blonogasoven

    blonogasoven Well-Known Member

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    Not a joke but some great memories if you're of a certain age
     
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    My wife asked me to go shopping today. "Get two pints of milk" she said, "and if they have avocados, get six". When I came home my wife asked why I'd bought six pints of milk. I explained that they had avocados.
     
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    Bit too close to home for me, that one. :D
     
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    I went to the doctors and he said 'don’t eat anything fatty'

    I said 'like bacon and sausages?'

    He said 'no fatty, don’t eat anything'
     
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    There are two people in any successful Marriage. One who is never wrong and the husband.
     
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    Getting out of bed has never been a problem for me, but getting up off the floor is another thing entirely.
     
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    Epic fail.
     
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    I'd heard of rubbers bursting during the act, but didn't realise this was what they were talking about! <whistle>
     
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    Is it a chickens leg ?
     
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