I need to re home a dog it's a small Jack Russell and barks a lot, If anyone's interested I will jump over next doors fence and get it for you.
My good deed for the day done ✅ So I did a massive shop earlier as there was a big delivery in . Bought loo roll, pasta ,bread ,Soup , hand gels the lot . My trolley was absolutely rammed full. Then I saw this old girl behind me with only two things She looked sad and said “I’ve only managed to get a box of Kleenex and a bag of nuts everything else is gone “ . I felt terrible . Here I am with all this stuff waiting in line and this poor old girl had **** all . So I did the right thing and said to her “go on love , you go in front , you’ve only got two things.
Bloke in a tractor just drove past m e and shouted “the end of the world is nigh” Think it was Farmer Geddon..... I'll get me coat!
The really attractive 20 something lesbian couple that recently moved in next door to us have just made a sex tape....don't think they know yet.
As Italy struggles to cremate it's dead, Angela Merkel has reassured the German public that it can cope with up to 6 million.
See she's fooked up,she had a Pneumonia jab which most countries have run out of and is only supposed to be for them at most risk,she jumped the queue, but it turns out the Doctor who gave her the vaccination has covid 19.
Sad news from the Nestle factory today as a man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolates. He tried in vain to attract attention, but every time he yelled out; "The Milky Bars are on me!" People just cheered..
First I’ve heard about this kind of thing but my advise would be Just smash the bottle you daft xxxxxxxxxxxx