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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. old sea dog

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    Sorry not very good at this. It should have said thank you for all the jokes I have tears in my eyes. Just what I needed after a crap day in Leeds
     
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    Mate, hope everything's Ok
     
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    Today Manchester United trialled the Artificial crowd noise at old Trafford. All reports are that it sounded exactly the same. Then they realised it was on mute
     
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  6. old sea dog

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    Good morning Ell, nothing wrong thanks just a bad boring day. By the way coming down your way in a few weeks. Very good ex navy pal lives in nettley Abbey, so spending a few days with him. Is that any were near you.
     
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    Don't tell him, Ell, he'll probably avoid going there. <doh>
     
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    You know me too well
     
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    Old joke, may have been on here before. Two guys talking in the pub. One says to the other "How are you these days?" "Oh, pretty good but still suffering from my accident". "Oh, what accident?" "I got my finger caught on a wedding ring."
     
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    First time I’d seen it but I live a sheltered life these days Jonny unfortunately
     
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    Man walks into a bar. "OUCH!" It was iron bar. (Tommy Cooper, years ago, but still a goodie)
     
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    Is that a cockney rhyming slang joke?
     
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    Are you referring to a bar for irons, Eric? In which case, no.
     
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