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  1. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Just had a good laugh at the above jokes. Well done, you lot, 'specially Mr OLOF and his efforts. <applause><applause>
     
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  2. Aski

    Aski Well-Known Member

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    Just got a job working at an optician’s, so my jokes will be even more cornea.
     
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  3. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    I was peeing myself at some of these
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    She was pretty useless there, she should have asked a more specific question given it was obvious what she was really asking.

    tbf anyone (*) can get it wrong (even I can though it hasn’t happened for a decade or two) and she does try to hold all shades of opinion to account unlike the great Laura K

    (*) except you dear, in case my wife looks over my shoulder
     
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  5. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    I don't need jokes for that. At my age it just comes naturally. <doh>
     
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    brisbane-lion, Jun 24, 2022
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    moved out of london to the norfolk broads, nice to know that a hoedown now has no connection to a hooker with a bullet wound
     
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    Would've been better to get a job at a chiropodist's and then your jokes could be corny
     
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    That was going to be next week's joke ;)
     
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    IMG-20220624-WA0001.jpg
     
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    Remember watching Countdown when Carol Vordaman was on.
    I got AROUSED !!!!!!
    Not bad…. Severn letters and didn’t stay on at school <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Me and my conjoined twin had to go to the only place that could do the procedure it was in Oz.... where we where separated at perth
     
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    Could've gone to Birth (Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany):grin:
     
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    At least we didn't go to hell (Norway) <cheers>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    lived there Bergheim to the left of Cologne
     
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    It was kind of you not to suggest that was my problem too (it is)
     
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