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  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    This is horrific............


     
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    You’re just envious
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    What do you call a South Korean meal, in a paper cup, with no dogmeat in it ...

    ... Not Poodle <laugh>
     
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    IMG-20221207-WA0000.jpg
     
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  8. Poly

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    I don't know...that lake looks photoshopped.
     
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    Looks like Lake Titticata to me ;)
     
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    Aski, Dec 8, 2022
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    there are great views of titicaca among some of the Andes largest peaks
     
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    There's a suggestion that it's not a lake at all - it's actually the Italian coast near the Bay of Nipples.
     
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    Oldsparkey, Dec 8, 2022
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    You need to be careful near the bay of nipples. There’s the potential for eruptions nearby leaving a flow of hot liquid gushing down the peaks.
     
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    and people complain about the Whatever goes thread...:grin:
     
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    Irishshako, Dec 8, 2022
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    Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.
    The first surgeon, from Belfast City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
    The second, from Antrim Area Hospital, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded."
    The third surgeon, from Royal Belfast Hospital says, "No, I really think that librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
    The fourth surgeon, from Musgrave Park Hospital said "I like construction workers . . . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
    The fifth surgeon, from Ulster Hospital, Dundonald , shut them all up when he said 'You're all wrong . . . . Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine . . . . and the head and the arse are interchangeable.’
     
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    The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup.

    I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think that I'm ready to compete just yet."
     
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    Titty Kaka?
     
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    only suckers fall for that one mate <whistle>:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Mmmmmm................yummy!
     
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