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  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Police in Lagos,Nigeria have just broken into the flat of a man that had died.



    They found 27 billion pounds

    Checking his computer they found out he has been trying to give it away for the last 15 years, but nobody was replying to his emails
     
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    Gessa, Dec 31, 2019
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Eireleeds1, Dec 31, 2019
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Eireleeds1, Jan 2, 2020
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    xbpod, Jan 3, 2020
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  5. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Fixed it. A wee bit of vintage Frankie Boyle .....

     
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    Eireleeds1, Jan 4, 2020
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Eireleeds1, Jan 5, 2020
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  8. Whitejock

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    Suggestion if @Oldsparkey ever flies in for a match ..... :D

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  9. Whitejock

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    Thought you'd appreciate this more than most, @Davy :)

     
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    Whitejock, Jan 6, 2020
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    Eireleeds1, Jan 6, 2020
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    We are not amused................

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    Oldsparkey, Jan 6, 2020
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    Just Whatsapped you a modern update @Whitejock, couldn't get it to load here...<laugh>
     
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  13. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Erm, I believe one of the kids set that up for me, but no idea how to access it, far less work it! <yikes><wah>
     
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    Whitejock, Jan 6, 2020
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    Worked it out (well actually, the phone told me it was there!). Tried to find the full clip but can only find this shortened one that doesn't include the DUP Robbie Coltrane lookalike ....



    Stumbled across this one too ....

     
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    Whitejock, Jan 6, 2020
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    I was walking through the park when I noticed something nailed to a tree. On closer inspection I realised it was a Millwall season ticket.

    "That's lucky" I said to myself "I need a nail"!
     
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    FORZA LEEDS, Jan 6, 2020
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    Shakes is wondering why the punch line isn’t ‘that’s luck, I need a tree’
     
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    Jousting

    What a Brummie would ask a wasp
     
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    blonogasoven, Jan 7, 2020
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    'Do not touch' must be a pretty scary thing to read in Braille.
     
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    blonogasoven, Jan 7, 2020
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    Eireleeds1, Jan 7, 2020
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    Found an old pic from the 1970’s the other day, wearing one of those flowery shirts and matching ties. What. A. ****er.
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Jan 8, 2020
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