Jonas a machine

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently off the pitch too

    filthy, lucky, Argie bastard.

     
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    He had stamina for days!

    I bet Miggy never finishes - just keeps going and going but failing to hit the target...
     
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    Pouchies lass often compares me to Jonas now this article is out...
     
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    Ex-Newcastle ace Jonas Gutierrez would ‘last long’ in bedroom, claims his stunning ex-Wag as she opens up on sex life


    True. But she’s not talking about “activity”, just the fact that she can’t get rid of you after your 20 seconds of “effort”
     
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    Joelinton spunks his load as soon as she unbuttons her jeans.
     
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