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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    Very similar to Morecambe Bay over here Smug.
    Signs up everywhere warning of fast incoming tides and quicksand all over the place but every year dog walkers and ramblers think this doesn't apply to them and need the RNLI to get them out the sh1t, literally.
    Personally I'd leave them to extricate themselves...idiots.
     
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    upload_2022-11-29_12-16-53.png Nicked from Facebook.
     
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    Having trouble uploading this.
     
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    A tampon machine has apparently been installed in a bathroom at Leinster House, the home of the Irish Parliament. Naturally it is in the men's . . . . where else :emoticon-0112-wonde

    I'm thinking that it's for a trial period
    <whistle>
     
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    We were warned in Italy that if we got in trouble we would have to pay emergency services
     
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    Another owldy . . . .
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    I've just been to the local shop and asked the girl behind the counter for a Twirl and a Boost . . . .she spun around and told me that I looked fantastic :angel:
     
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    I can't decide . . . . what colour is this ?
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    What do you call a woman who tilts to one side ...

    ... Eileen.
     
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    All this talk about taking your bike to work . . . . mine won’t fit in the car.
     
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    I tried to get into a very trendy London nightclub last Saturday

    The doorman said to me, "Sorry mate, you've had too many."

    I said, "What, drinks?"

    He said, "No, birthdays!"
     
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    A woman has been sentenced to 5 years in jail for stealing a lorry load of Botox. She showed no emotion in court.
     
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