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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    This is a good idea for an advent calendar . . . . though you'd need two :emoticon-0167-beer:
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    I hope that you'll laugh and enjoy this . . . .
    facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

    I know at least 13 things about you now . . . .

    1. You're so lazy that you didn't read all of the yous.
    2. You didn't notice that I put in a Yoo.
    3. You are now looking to find it.
    4. You are laughing because you now know that there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
    5. You are human
    7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
    8. You just attempted to do it
    9. You are laughing at yourself
    10. You have a smile on your face
    11. You skipped No.6
    12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
    13. You are laughing at this because I caught you, again.
    Hahaha
     
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    An old one but still amusing

     
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    Nope I spotted no number 6 straight away.
     
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    How . . . . the number 6 isn't there :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Claude is 81, and Maude is 79. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town, and they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. Whilst basking in the glow of the magic moments that they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts . . . . Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known that she was still a virgin, I'd have been more gentle.'
    Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known that he could still do it, I'd have taken my tights off.'
     
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    Is this 'phone sex ?
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    Another owldy . . . .
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    Apparently a new drug is being trialled that scientist's believe could be the beginning of the end for Alzheimer's. A joint venture between a Japanese company and an American one is hoping that this could be a breakthrough.

    One snag is holding back it's progress, though . . . . the head honcho can't remember where he filed the formula <whistle>
     
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    I thought that I saw Van Morrison go past my window this morning . . . . but it turned out to be a Morrison's van reversing.

    We DID NOT walk 500 miles, and we WOULD NOT walk 500 more . . . . The Disclaimers.

    I rang the council today to see if I could have a skip outside my house.
    He said 'you can cartwheel around the ****ing block for all I care'

    A wife asks her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."
    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
    He replied, "They had avocados."

    When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me.
    After a while, my mum said, "Just use a ****ing spoon, Mike . . . . you're not a Jedi."
     
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    My wife told me she had 14 reasons to leave including my obsession with tennis

    I told her that’s 15 love
     
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    Went home to find my kids had been on eBay all day
    If there still there tomorrow I’ll lower the price
     
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    Why should you never give Elsa ballon
    She’ll let it go
     
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