Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Ended up as a postman?

 

When I told my dad I was going to be a comedian, he just laughed at me.

 

I was gonna try my hand as a juggler but in the end I didn't have the balls !!

 

I've actually done that for a living.

 

I only just failed my interview as a hairdresser ....... it was quite a close shave

 

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.

 

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I've always had mad ideas about jobs i'd love. My first idea was a lettuce grower. That was just the tip of the iceberg
I've actually done that for a living.
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Then decided it was time to turn over a new leaf...


PS..Class thread...

 

I considered working at Sunderland University ........... I just couldn't bear the insecurity

 

One night, when he was little, I was tucking my son up in bed and he said "Dad tell me a story."
I said "I have to get up early tomorrow to look for work."
He said "C`mon dad, tell me a longer one."

 

I recently tried teaching Finnish. Never really got started.

My first job in Dubai didn't last very long either. Always got the hump, camel training.

Life in Prague worked out much better though. Always had a nice juicy Czech to look forward to at the end of each month.

Boom, boom.

 

I was teaching foreign students and one said he was a Pole.

I said, "Are you positive?"

Now I'm currently unemployed

 

I always wanted to be an English teacher and now I are one.

 

I was offered a teaching position at a local school... It was quite comprehensive

 

He said "No, I'm a bit miserable".....

 

Went for a job as a taxidermist. The wages were terrible so I told them to stuff it.

 

I was once a Urologist but I kept taking the piss

Then I was a Historian, but there wasn't any future in it.

 

I tried my hand as a 1600 metres runner... But I felt like I was just going round in circles.

 

I'm considering throwing a flat metal projectile and would appreciate your comments ................. discuss.

 

My marra was fired at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming, the last time I was at his house all the signs were there

 

I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley... She said "ten-pin"??
I said "no, it's a permanent job" !!