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  1. Gil T Azell

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  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    It’s that long since I had a bit, I can’t remember which arm it’s under.
     
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    That reminds me of the time I was turned away from a kids party of our neighbour despite taking jelly ...

    ... fair enough it was KY but even so <doh>
     
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    I'm that bored with this lockdown that I phoned someone in India asking them if they'd had an accident in the last 3 years
     
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    Had the police at my door earlier. They said my dogs were chasing people on bikes. I said don’t be daft, my dogs don’t know how to ride bikes.

    Answered the door earlier. A six foot tall earwig was there. It punched me in the guts and called me a ****er. I called the cops. They said there’s a nasty bug going around.

    Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other “here, do you know how to drive this?”

    Two snowmen in a field. One says to the other “can you smell carrots?”

    Had my house broken into yesterday. The bastards took all my lamps. I was delighted.

    My work colleague told me the definition of multitudinous yesterday. It meant a lot.

    I’m sorry to say that I told my cross-eyed wife that I wanted a divorce. Turned out she was seeing someone on the side.

    With all this isolation going on I’ve decided to learn sign language. I reckon that it’ll be handy.

    I’m getting fed up with my wife telling me how bad an electrician I am. She’s going to get a shock when she turns the lights on.
     
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  13. Gil T Azell

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    Business couldn't be any better than during this coronavirus outbreak. . I'm a debt collector and every f*ckers in.
     
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    Anybody else up to 6 meals a day?
     
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    Some reckon the Chinese created Covid!9. That's wrong, women made it... They've finally found a way to get the football cancelled, pubs closed and menfolk back in the house getting all those jobs done
     
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  18. Smug in Boots

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    Yes, by around 11am most days.

    I've had to start inventing new names for them ...

    ... 'lakes' is the meal just after lunch but before mid afternoon cakes <laugh>
     
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    Yeah, my 3 kids. What I save on petrol I've lost on food.
     
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  20. Vincemac

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    I’m struggling with my healthy eating
    Although not going to pubs I seem to be drinking more
    Coffee tea and we still try to eat well very difficult
    Still walk 3 + miles a day it the amount of food has risen
    Still I’m maintaining my weight with a great deal of effort
     
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