Why is a man like a floor tile? Because if a girl lays him right the first time, she can walk over him for the rest of her life.
I once worked in the Drug Squad and caught a woman smuggling cocaine in her bra. She had nearly a kilo in there when I arrested her ... .... it was quite a big bust.
I was just browsing on the RSPB website, and someone put the question on there; "Why can't I get birds to eat my fat balls?" I thought, "Hmmm, it's not just me then!"