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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

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  1. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    I hated my job as a welder, but until I found another, I had to solder on.....
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Me anarl mate ....... until I came down with metallurgy and had to go on the sick <doh>
     
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  3. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    I left welding to become a diesel fitter; I worked on a lingerie stall on Consett market and shouted at all the husbands DIESEL FIT HER!!!!
     
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    sounds like Monty and Smug were old flames..
     
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  5. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I studied yoga, acupuncture, massage etc for years, sadly a small typo on my business cards & advertising meant I didn't get a single customer .........

    ......... The rapist <doh>
     
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    A match made in heaven.
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    No way ........ I'm going on strike!
     
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  8. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    I am going to learn sign language, it will come in handy..
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    That sounds Brailleient..
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    A mate of mine combined lip reading with gynaecology ........... ended up talking like a khunt <whistle>
     
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    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester..
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I set up a business transporting office supplies but all my deliveries were stationary ...........
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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    Some absolute cracking ones here lads..Perhaps you should all get jobs making omelettes...
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I've applied for a job in the NUFC cliché writing department <ok>

    They've said it may take some time as they already have 10,000 on their waiting list <laugh>
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    Antique clock dealer would be your ideal job Smug, as you are one hell of a wind up merchant...<laugh>
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I met a girl in the supermarket, she told me she recognised me from Vegetable Club, I swear though, I've never met herbivore.
     
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  17. Smug in Boots

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    Brussels?
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No mate, I've never bean.
     
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    I'll take your word for it, you seem to know your onions ........
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    While I'm waiting they've put me on the airbrushing unit in their archives, I'm currently working on the 1969 European Cup Final win <ok>
     
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