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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    .....FFS
     
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    That bairns got some legs.

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  7. Gil T Azell

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    ''And it's a left left left, through the canal wall.

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    Wetherspoons opens new pub in Majorca.

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    An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
    I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
    He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
    An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
    The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
    This continued off and on for several weeks.
    Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'...!
    The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar ...
    'HE LIVES IN A HOME, WITH MY NON-STOP CHATTING AND NAGGING WIFE, HE'S TRYING TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP .. CAN I COME WITH HIM TOMORROW
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

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    Two blondes were in a car park trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes sports with a coat hanger.
    They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't!
    The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.
    The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
     
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    Oi, that's meant to be confidential
     
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    have you seen J Ardens forms (woke a holics)<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Advertising fail of the week.

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    Prince Andrew must be the luckiest f*cker on Earth. Born into obscene wealth, nothing but the best, the pick of the worlds women, protected from harm in his army days, got away with shagging kids, but the f*cking clincher, 100 degree temps out there and the c*nt doesn't sweat.
     
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    he does when cops want to question him.<laugh>
     
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