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    I asked my wife to pretend she was a schoolgirl for our anniversary, she brought a note from her mum saying she had a headache
     
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    Council truck rolls up and two guys jump out. One rubs his hands and say OK, mate, lets get at it." His mate says, "Bugger, I've left the shovels behind." The other says "Oh, that's OK, we can lean on the truck."
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 18, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 18, 2021
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    Essayyeffcee, Sep 18, 2021
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    Ozzymac, Sep 19, 2021
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    Ozzymac, Sep 19, 2021
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    Ozzymac, Sep 19, 2021
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    Ozzymac, Sep 19, 2021
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 19, 2021
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    I lost my job at the Hospital when they accused me of stealing neck braces, but at least I could walk out with my head held high.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 19, 2021
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 19, 2021
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    Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, so I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?' 'Shane's wife gave it to me.' Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told her that her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?' 'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow"' and she said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
    Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters that you are.'
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 19, 2021
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 19, 2021
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    Just saw an advert on Dave.
    Apparently there's a sale at Woolworths tomorrow.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 19, 2021
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