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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.
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I ordered one of the Specials from the Chinese last night.
I got too much foo young.
A little boy, Johnny, blows up his balloon and starts
flicking it all around the house with his
finger. His mother tells him to stop it as
he's liable to break something. The boy
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something".
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for
a short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the
toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in
and while putting away the grocery gets
the urge. A diarrhoea run. She can hardly
make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and
can't believe what she's seeing. She's not
sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet !
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the
situation, but he assures her he'll be over
shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath
room and he gets down on his knees and
takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of
touches it to see what it might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and **** is everywhere.
On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over
30 years, and this is the first time I've ever
actually seen a fart !"
A Catholic Priest has hailed one of his Alter Boys for saving his life...
The 12 year old apparently found a lump on his testicles
I asked the missus to toss me off last night, she got her keyring out and started rubbing up and down my shaft, typical I thought, fobbing me off again
My brother has a very unusual job; he finds things before other people realize they've lost them'
I'm not saying my missus is a tart,but even the label in her knickers says Next!
Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do.
Look at Beethoven . . . they told him that he would never be a musician because he was deaf, but did he listen