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  6. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I ordered one of the Specials from the Chinese last night.
    I got too much foo young.
     
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    A little boy, Johnny, blows up his balloon and starts
    flicking it all around the house with his
    finger. His mother tells him to stop it as
    he's liable to break something. The boy
    continues.

    "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
    You're going to break something".

    He stops and eventually Mom leaves for
    a short trip to the shopping center.

    Johnny starts up with the balloon again.
    He gives it one last flick and it lands in the
    toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in
    and while putting away the grocery gets
    the urge. A diarrhoea run. She can hardly
    make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
    out it comes.

    When she's finished, she looks down and
    can't believe what she's seeing. She's not
    sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet !
    She calls her doctor.
    The doctor is baffled as she describes the
    situation, but he assures her he'll be over
    shortly to examine everything.

    When he arrives she leads him to the bath
    room and he gets down on his knees and
    takes a long, hard look at the thing.
    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of
    touches it to see what it might be and POP!
    The balloon explodes and **** is everywhere.
    On him, the walls, etc.

    "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
    He says, "I've been in this business for over
    30 years, and this is the first time I've ever
    actually seen a fart !"
     
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    A Catholic Priest has hailed one of his Alter Boys for saving his life...

    The 12 year old apparently found a lump on his testicles

    I asked the missus to toss me off last night, she got her keyring out and started rubbing up and down my shaft, typical I thought, fobbing me off again

    My brother has a very unusual job; he finds things before other people realize they've lost them'

    I'm not saying my missus is a tart,but even the label in her knickers says Next!
     
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    Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do.

    Look at Beethoven . . . they told him that he would never be a musician because he was deaf, but did he listen :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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