My wife started crying about her weight while we were eating our lunch today I said, "Chin up, love." She said, "Aw, thanks babe. I'm glad I have you to support me." I replied, "No, I mean pull your chin up. It's in your soup."
Due to Low profit margins Marks & Spencers are to merge with Poundstretcher. The new stores will be called StretchMarks..........