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    I asked my Sister why she's still dating that homeless bloke who thinks he's Elvis?
    She replied, "I'm courting a tramp, I can't walk out!!.
     
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    "Waking the dead"
    One letter away from the most controversial TV show ever
     
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    Me too <laugh>
     
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    A bloke broke into my house last night and was looking for money….


    So I got up and looked with him.
     
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    So i got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning and she told me that people call her Vivaldi...
    I asked her, "Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist"...?
    She said, "No, it’s because my name is Viv and i work at Aldi"...
     
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    That is the worst one for a while... you could be banned!
     
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    I didn't believe my wife when she said that she wanted to go and see The Monkees in concert in Switzerland. Then I saw her face . . . . now I'm in Geneva.
     
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    When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and
    smelling like honey . . . you know that she's a keeper.
     
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