Greatest ONE LINE in a song ever. Not verse, chorus or bridge. Just one line. 'I was born with a 6 gun in my hand, thats why they call me Bad Company"
it was a woke woman pushing a weed around who pushed back note he never punched her as he had plenty of opportunity its on Karens of America
Sorry to nit pick , but 2 seperate lines there with ''behind the gun I'll make my final stand '' in between ?
I was asked if I could help to re-turf a local pitch so that some historical society could do a re-enactment of a civil war battle. Unfortunately it was on a Saturday, and I thought '**** that for a game of soldiers'
After my wife died of a heart attack I didn't want to settle down again straight away. I wanted to have some fun first. So I went online to find a young girl with big t*ts that I could have casual sex with. Needless to say, my in laws weren't impressed. They thought I should have called an ambulance first.
I took a girl back to my place last night. As we laid on the bed, I removed her knickers and threw them across the room with my teeth. "Wow," she said, staring at my gums, "You wear dentures?"