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Just for Tel

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by mackemwelder, Mar 16, 2016.

  1. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Get in 4 more potential new members.

    Hope they read Blunhams thread.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Cubs... or recruits as I like to call them.

    We might need to find some new way of luring them over, anybody know what they eat, apart from fried chicken?
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I smell great, fresh'nup for da punani - yoogo boss for men ya knor.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Earwigs and cheese.
     
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  7. mackemwelder

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    Crabs and molluscs according to the story.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Maybe they will take up residence under a shack in Byker, where Declan can pimp them out.
     
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    I am sure David Attenborough said on one of his nature programs that they like to eat Lamb Rogan Josh with a Keema nan and pilau rice
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Is he the one from Piss Flap & Spunken?
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Yep. He pimps out animals in return for smack and a cheese bake.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Or a cheese and smack bake.

    He once asked me to perform a lapdance for him on his forehead.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    I feel sorry for these otters,
     
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    That's the chap there
    dec.jpg
     
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  15. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Is that not skunks :huh:
     
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  17. mackemwelder

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    You'd need a good bag of chips and some mushy peas mate, there's nowt on them
     
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  18. Brian Storm

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    I'll just swallow them whole. Like a voodoo Canapé
     
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    My two mates crash landed in the jungle but Harry says dont worry we can survive until a rescue party comes you go and catch the fattest little pygmy you can find and turn him on the spit slowly so he drips in the pan and I will go and fetch some roots that are just like potatoes when he got back he put the taties in the pan and went to get some more the next time he came back his mate was spinning the pygmy as fast as f uck so Harry says slow down man why are yo going so fast he replies every time I slow down the fat little bastard pinches the chips.
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    I don't think Tel will be too happy about how the game is going against Liverpool
     
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