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Off Topic Killer thrush.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jul 26, 2019.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Just had the wierdest thing happen. I was disturbed by a horrible screeching noise coming from the garden.

    I went out to find feathers all over and a thrush standing over a rather battered blackbird.

    I've never seen this before.

    Anyway the blackbird had to be killed to put it out of its misery.

    Plucky little bugger was biting the **** out of my finger before I necked it.

    RIP.
     
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    Murderer
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It happened!
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Id have cooked it too
     
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    I once witnessed a murder of crows
     
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    When I saw the title I thought your Mrs was unwell.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 27, 2019
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    I thought it was a new mafia game
     
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  8. Santaseyebrow

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    I once killed some people
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I've knocked up some wanted posters with a £10k reward.

    That vile murderous thrush needs to be brought to justice.
    :police:
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Justice. Is that near to Chester le Street as it most definitely isn't any where near Consett?
     
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    I am reporting this thread because im a vegetarian

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Squint Eye

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    Wouldn't it be culling or something like that? Instead of murder I mean..
     
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    Wouldn't it be culling or something like that? Instead of murder I mean..
     
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  15. Schlem Boogerman

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    I didn't eat it. There's not a lot of meat on a blackbird. They are only worth eating if you have a lot of them and bake them in a pie.
     
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    Yep 4 and 20 apparently
     
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