Go ahead Captain, Spock do you detect any forms of life on this board? Negative Captain,if there is, its not life as we know it, Scotty beam me up,course anywhere away from Bermondsey, Aye Cap`n
Spock: Its OK Captain, we've discovered why there is no life. Its a place called Dweebs, or Griebs, or something. There IS NO LIFE. I suggest we return to planet Den, they are animals but at least they breathe.
eeh up Mighty lad,just trying to keep the Wallie board going.May I commend your team for a gutsy fight back at Bournemouth
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