Tips / Bets Labour leadership contest

Strong line up , beware Tory scum .

 

Kier Stauner
Rebecca Shlong-Gayley
Lisa Randy
Emily Dangleberry


It's important that contenders have a no nonsense name that doesn't lend itself to childish carry-on style innuendo.

 

A Labour Leadership contest? As in "hands up who wants to lose the next election" contest?

I'm gunning for the middle-aged white bloke with a nice suit. It worked for Tony Blair (blessed be his name)

 

I have never heard of any of them.

 

My remainer source reckons it's none of those, and there's going to be a later surge and Jacob Rees-Mogg is nailed on for the position.

Trust him, get your house on it.

 

Contestant 1 . A fat ugly posh condescending feminist pig

Contestant 2. A pale Northern woke feminist woman with tiny little raisin eyes and specs backed by Antifa card carrying pinko

Contestant 3. An effeminate cuck that looks embarrassed to be white and for owning a penis ,

Contestant 4 . Speech impediment having Northern woke feminist daughter of the bame token appointment



For me the bloke in the suit every time

 

RLB at 10/1 is a good bet.

She will take a lot of Corbyn supporters.

Starmer leads by CLP NOMINATIONS but CLPs are dodgy as **** when ot comes to voting.

Nandy is a tory

Thornburry is a snake

I am utterly uninspired by any of them.

 

But will she take it up the sh.itter? The Labour Party demands to know!

 

You only get protected status if the bloke takes it up the ****ter, the women would just be sluts .
Being slut shamed doesn't come close to being LGBTQP on the victimhood scale.

 

Woman and anyone who doesn't immediately condemn their neighbour as a racist will be expelled and unable to vote.

Its basically up to Toby to pick the leader now.

 

What a sorry excuse for a leadership race. Labour are ****ed for a generation

 

Meh!

 

Says the Irishman who'd never heard of Fianna Gael

 

You're right, I've never heard of Fianna Gael

 

Don’t worry, you’re not alone

 

Which one would you pick Archie ?

 

Keir Starmer, by a country mile.

Not because he's a middle aged white male, but because he is head and shoulders the best candidate.

 

^^ votes for people based on their shampoo

 

Part of the patriarchy ^^^